otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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(via trust)

youtubers-ugh:

halloween is soon 

its transparent

(via ohgod-im-happy)

lamegirl93:

what if your stick figure drawings are hyper-realist drawings in an alternate universe of stick people

(via queen-potema)

“That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.”
— read that, again.    (via lovesoey)

(via scumplanet)

queen-potema:

i love those gifs that you can hear

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

(via humorking)

dismemberd:

 it took me time to realize that the sky changes just as quickly as i do so i’m sorry for everything 
dismemberd:

 it took me time to realize that the sky changes just as quickly as i do so i’m sorry for everything 
dismemberd:

 it took me time to realize that the sky changes just as quickly as i do so i’m sorry for everything 
dismemberd:

 it took me time to realize that the sky changes just as quickly as i do so i’m sorry for everything 
dismemberd:

 it took me time to realize that the sky changes just as quickly as i do so i’m sorry for everything 
dismemberd:

 it took me time to realize that the sky changes just as quickly as i do so i’m sorry for everything

dismemberd:

it took me time to realize that the sky changes just as quickly as i do so i’m sorry for everything

(via scumplanet)

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

(via sockluvr)